Constructed: Send 'Em Back To Hell!

Deck designed by Zombub and published February 5, 2005

The idea behind this deck is simple: Make the game short and exciting by creating an environment in which mass quantities of zombies are mercilessly butchered. You'll need the Zombies!!! core set (of course), Zombies!!! 2: Zombie Corps(e), Zombies!!! 3: Mall Walkers, and Zombies!!! 3.5 (obviously) in order to construct this deck. Apart from that, simply play as normal; no house-rules will be necessary or are even recommended here. Just focus on killing 25 zombies before someone else does, and don't expect the game to last long enough to see a Helipad turn up. Now for the ingredients:

First of all, and most importantly, we need some implements of destruction and other cards that otherwise help us to lay waste to the zombie hordes...

Adrenaline Rush x 2
Cleanup in aisle 5 x 2
Clearance Sale x 2
Chainsaw x 2
Crossbow x 2
Fire Axe x 2
Hey, I got one of those x 2
Hey Look... A Shotgun! x 2
Lots Of Ammo x 2
Lucky Shot x 2
Machete x 2
Meat Cleaver x 2
Mine Field x 1
Molotov Cocktail x 2
Oooooh, what luck! x 2
Rocket Launcher x 2

Sometimes during the course of a game in which you're using this deck, you might find that you've destroyed all of the zombies in your immediate area, and yet you still thirst for more carnage. But why go to the zombies when you can bring the zombies to you? Or just kick your opponents while they're down. Here are some cards that will assist in such causes...

Hello, may I help you? x 2
Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get Any Worse... x 2
Slight Miscalculation x 2
This Isn't So Bad x 1
We're all gonna die! x 2
We're Screwed! x 1
Zombie Master x 1

And finally, if you die, you lose half of your zombie pool, which tends to slow a game down, but we can't have that now can we? Here's a few cards that'll help to keep you going...

Adjusting Nicely x 2
First Aid Kit x 2
I Feel ALIVE!!! x 2
Much Needed Rest x 2